My body is ready

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout) 01/07/2016 at 12:30 • Filed to: Tesla

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Caitlin is coming to deliver the D

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/07/2016 at 12:33

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One thing I love about Tesla is the fact that they don’t care if you just want to test drive a car for fun. Last year, my brother-in-law drove a D and I was in the front passenger seat. We pulled up in a beater 1999 Accord with paint chips. Clearly he couldn’t afford an $80,000 car, but the salesperson didn’t care, he let us drive it anyway.

yitznewton > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/07/2016 at 12:33

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Dashcam?!

Wacko > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/07/2016 at 12:35

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Ash78, voting early and often > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/07/2016 at 12:36

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Caitlin is coming to deliver the D

Is it okay to call him Bruce, given the...uh...circumstances?

wiffleballtony > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/07/2016 at 12:38

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I guess you run out of Olympics money and have to pull a day job at some point.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Ash78, voting early and often 01/07/2016 at 12:40

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thank god no one is home, because I just laughed so hard at this

iSureWilll > Ash78, voting early and often 01/07/2016 at 12:40

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You need more stars.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro 01/07/2016 at 12:40

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brand awareness is an amazing thing

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/07/2016 at 12:40

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And their $0 ad budget is working too.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > yitznewton 01/07/2016 at 12:43

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i wish i had one

That One Kid in HS > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/07/2016 at 12:49

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Im going to have to try setting one of these up for my mom,

I guess you really dont have to show any interest in buying

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > That One Kid in HS 01/07/2016 at 12:50

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they’re handing the keys of a 105k car with 700lbft of torque to a 21 year old...they don’t care if you can afford a t shirt there honestly.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Wacko 01/07/2016 at 12:51

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this also needs more stars

Future next gen S2000 owner > Ash78, voting early and often 01/07/2016 at 12:52

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Came here for this. All the stars to you.

JR1 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/07/2016 at 12:54

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Good luck man that will be cool!

Wacko > Ash78, voting early and often 01/07/2016 at 12:54

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it depends if he still has his D

please don’t answer this, i don’t want to know if he/she still does.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/07/2016 at 13:05

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Shouldn't you be delivering the D?

BobintheMtns > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/07/2016 at 13:18

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But all joking aside.. I took a Tesla for a spin over the holidays... unreal. The 0-60 accleration is rad, but the 30mph to 70mph accleration will almost put you in the back seat.... There’s zero turbo-lag... I’m not sure how they did it... but prepare to be amazed.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > BobintheMtns 01/07/2016 at 13:20

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hondabro told me to bring a space suit. I am prepared to go full plaid

BobintheMtns > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/07/2016 at 13:22

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Prepare for an epic shit-eating grin.....

Tripper > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/07/2016 at 13:27

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I’m interested to hear your opinion. I have been meaning to drive one for a while. I don’t like them but I can’t officially say that until I’ve driven one. Then there is always the outside chance that I actually like it!

DirtyBird > Ash78, voting early and often 01/07/2016 at 13:36

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COTY

PushToStart > Ash78, voting early and often 01/07/2016 at 13:39

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Oh, this is beautiful. COTD.

Rico > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/07/2016 at 13:45

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Enjoy! I loved my P85D test drive, I took it up to 110 MPH and it was awesome and silent. That torque pull from a dead stop is enough to make your body shiver. Write a review! Also if you’ve been in any recent Mercedes you’ll feel right at home, many of the stalks/switches are from MB so I felt super comfortable right away.

Rico > BobintheMtns 01/07/2016 at 13:47

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Lol there’s no turbo lag because it doesn’t have a turbo silly!

BobintheMtns > Rico 01/07/2016 at 13:58

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Dude.. it’s way too fast to not have a turbo... seriously.